"I don't believe what I just saw!"

Two outs, top of the ninth. Two men out, Albert Pujols up. The Astros were 81-1 this season (including the playoffs) when leading after 8 innings. Even the strongest believers in the Cardinals nation had to be doubting our chances. But, you know there's nobody on our team you'd rather have up than Albert Pujols. Lidge grooves a slider right down the pipe and in one swing Pujols caused millions of baseball induced orgasms.

If I'm ever going to make it in the broadcasting world, I'll have to work on my initial call, which was, "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" You can ask Nick Lee about it, since I was on the phone with him about a $30 Blockbuster fine he racked up on my card in Nashville. What a hit!

Go crazy folks, go crazy!